Me: Syarif, remember when you told me you won't be able to hold off any bad guys so you'd want to learn about Parkour (art of free running) instead? Well, if you can't fight off people, I don't think you can go running like how they do either.
My 14-year-old brother: Kakalia kakalia kakalia. You probably watched the Parkour videos (which shows people jumping from high buildings, over barriers, "climbing" walls, sprinting like crazy down and up the stairs through the poles) on Youtube right?
Me: Yeah, so?
Syarif: Ok, take this for example. Imagine you don't know what cycling is. And then I tell you I want to learn how to cycle. And then you go to Youtube, type cycling and then you watch people using BMX. Then you'd tell me, "Ooh Syarif, I don't think you can cycle".
Me: ...
I love how he always puts things into perspective using examples.
3 comments:
cute ... feel like biting him. can i borrow him?
u dun need to do weight-lifting to hold off a bad guy. juz disable them. under the waist,top of the thigh, stomach, eyes, nose, at the sides blow the rib cage. a little jab around those areas would hurt a lot . try a friendly knock on the side area below the ribs. how does it feel O.O imagine an actual hit. feint a jab using ur left at one of those n hit another using ur right. try this too. not many can even think of blocking it. get one in and another jab in repeateadly. make use of ur legs if ur hands r caught. once u get them down though, dont b merciful. u r victimised, not in a fair fight. disable 1st talk later. even if u dont have the guts to hit n want to run, get a few hits 1st so he cant chase properly. get a sharp object to pierce his thigh or a blunt one to bang his head or leg. again, feint 1st or u will hit his shielding hand instead. but use both hands to hit. for a 14 year old .. dont get cocky n try a Tae Kwan Do. it is useless in a close combat.
OMG. Syarif pandai lah. Take that kakalia.
And the not so smart kaknurul says the word verification is: osits
Osits on the chair because he has to hold in his P
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